Who would win these matches?

Hey Joey, I know your just being racist for two reasons (you have no soul since ur white, and you want me to watch your show, but heres the deal, I do not own this e-fed, nor do I run it in any way, this is how we will see who is better, so stop being a little ***** and changing the subject, and join it - but that won't happen since ur frightened of humiliation